Because I think we all kind of deserve a tasty treat today.
Let’s face it, the world can often be an awful and terrifying place. One moment there’s millennials trying to destroy every (mediocre) institution in American culture, the next there’s the looming threat of a nuclear apocalypse. It’s enough to make you want to hide under the covers and never leave your house again.
Fortunately, one thing exists that makes all it better. One guiding force that shines brightly in the grim darkness that is society. One lonely consolation that provides soothing comfort for all that ails the human condition. That one glimmering truth, of course, is the almighty milkshake. Whenever the world gets a little mean and it feels like everything around you is consumed by an insatiable dumpster fire, you can always depend on that smooth frozen goodness to get you through the day.
So here’s a list of the best places in Columbus to pick up the icy treats, you know, in case anything going on in the current news cycle has you down and in the dumps.
Ivan Kane’s Forty Deuce is known for its burlesque shows and burgers, but they also whip up a really wild shake. Their milkshakes are over the top and full to the brim, and they will absolutely cost you a pretty penny. But they are also shareable and incredible.
Where: 3959 Brighton Rose Square, Columbus, OH 43219
Another burger joint known for great shakes, Shake Shack has made quite the impact since opening to locations here in Columbus. Grab a burger, wash it down with a milkshake, don’t worry about the fact that it’s a chain restaurant for once and just enjoy life friends.
Where: 740 N High St, Columbus, OH 43215 and 4005 The Strand W, Columbus, OH 43219
When it comes to boozy shakes, Hadley’s offers a whole host of handcrafted shake cocktails. Try the Boozy Root Beer Float, made up of Smirnoff Vanilla Vodka, Root Beer, and vanilla ice cream. Classic, simple, and delicious.
Where: 260 S 4th St, Columbus, OH 43215
Double your happiness at double happy. Offering both coffee drinks and soft-serve treats, it’s only logical that they combine both for yummy caffeinated goodness. Try an affogato or a mochaccino milkshake to really kick start a grin from ear to ear.
Where: 1280 Brown Rd, Columbus, OH 43223
This fourth-generation, family-owned ice creamery has been serving the Central Ohio area for 67 years now. With multiple locations, Johnson’s is serving up some of the best ice cream and milkshakes you’ll find in the entire city.
Where: 2728 E Main St, Columbus, OH 43209
HangOverEasy is one of my favorite spots to grab brunch, even when I’m not hungover. Mostly because they have a great selection of milky, creamy goodness in the form of milkshakes.
Where: 1646 Neil Ave. Columbus, OH 43201 and 53 Parsons Ave. Columbus, OH 43215
This Mexican-style ice creamery offers delicious and decadent dishes. You can also try the paletas, ice cream popsicles made using a variety of flavors and ingredients. Or just go with this amazing fruit stuffed beauty right here, there’s no way you can go wrong with that.
Where: 5461 Bethel Sawmill Center, Columbus, OH 43235
There’s nothing quite like the massive milkshakes from The Yard. These whopping treats are full to the brim, offering both dairy and non-dairy options. The best part is that you get to take your mason jar with you when you go!
Where: 1055 N High St, Columbus, OH 43201
Krema is a pretty unique business concept. They specialize in nuts, natural peanut butter, gourmet PB&J sandwiches, and other treats including milkshakes. Krema has been in Columbus since 1898, serving a little bit of happy throughout the Central Ohio area.
Where: 1000 Goodale Blvd, Columbus, OH 43212